Potpourri

A Piece on Starbucks

The author of this piece wishes to remain anonymous. For the past two weeks, we’ve heard Starbucks CEO, Kevin Johnson, express his outrage and confusion as t... Read More

Blind Creations

In the midst of confusion, of inspiration, of frustration, of disdain, of infatuation; through it all, we must create. ... Read More

Congrats on Existing

My birthday is fast approaching, and I am not excited. I’m excited for the superpowers that come with this specific birth year: gambling, legally purchasing ... Read More

Visual Memories

January February March April May June July August September October November Decemb... Read More

Dear Tom Petty

Dear Tom Petty, You are the voice of my parents’ generation. You are the face of rock ’n’ roll. You have left us too soon. My father is the embodiment of ... Read More

Tomi Lahren is Not Real

Oh, Tomi Lahren, Or should I say Tony Laryngitis, or Tammi, or Terry, or Tortilla. Frankly, the sheer number of fake names circulating on Twitter for Trixie ... Read More

Children’s Book Lessons in 2017

I was having a conversation with a friend the other day reminiscing on all of the books we read as children. A majority of people in our generation have grown u... Read More

Measures

Day 1   Participants arrive, 25 males investigate the space. Seeing tools they assume will be used: electrodes, wires, heart monitors, co... Read More

all men r trash

Honestly, men are trash. And, yes, that includes all men. White men, men of color, gay men, straight men, me; there are no exceptions. Being sexually attracted ... Read More

My Naked Truth

Unfasten your belt.   Unzip your pants —   let them fall.   Pull down your underwear.   Now, leave your dick to hang... Read More