Potpourri

Congrats on Existing

My birthday is fast approaching, and I am not excited. I’m excited for the superpowers that come with this specific birth year: gambling, legally purchasing ...

Visual Memories

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The Great Oracle Kylie Jenner Lives On

When the Great Oracle Kylie Jenner said,  "I feel like this year is really about, like, the year of just realizing stuff,” we all laughed it off. I’m pretty sur...

Dear Tom Petty

Dear Tom Petty, You are the voice of my parents’ generation. You are the face of rock ’n’ roll. You have left us too soon. My father is the embodiment of ...

Tomi Lahren is Not Real

Oh, Tomi Lahren, Or should I say Tony Laryngitis, or Tammi, or Terry, or Tortilla. Frankly, the sheer number of fake names circulating on Twitter for Trixie ...

Children’s Book Lessons in 2017

I was having a conversation with a friend the other day reminiscing on all of the books we read as children. A majority of people in our generation have grown u...

Measures

Day 1   Participants arrive, 25 males investigate the space. Seeing tools they assume will be used: electrodes, wires, heart monitors, co...

all men r trash

Honestly, men are trash. And, yes, that includes all men. White men, men of color, gay men, straight men, me; there are no exceptions. Being sexually attracted ...

My Naked Truth

Unfasten your belt.   Unzip your pants —   let them fall.   Pull down your underwear.   Now, leave your dick to hang...

Midnight Blues

My eyes are closed, but my mind is not. The standard red of the clock burns my eyes as I read off the time. It’s just after 3AM and I should be asleep. ‘Should ...

Montauk

It’s December, and I’m losing my mind a little bit. I’m sitting in my room, trying to write a paper, and when the words don’t come naturally, I get a little cra...

Where’d My Innocence Go?

Lately I have been finding myself feeling especially empty whenever my gaze meets that of a young child. For instance, as I people-watched in my local Starbucks...